[ he will put in the effort and tilt his head to give him a Look. it fails because there's a twinkle of mischief in his eyes but still. ]

Do I look like the sort of person who would enjoy pain? You had a long diatribe about how breakable my bones are once upon a time. Something about being too bourgeoisie for a lifestyle in front of a computer, but still unexercised...?

[ this is funny because he is the person who enjoys pain ]

Now, your handcuffs, I wouldn't be opposed. [ yes he would be ] They're aesthetically pleasing.